Actor Mickey Rourke needs a Road Trip BAAAD

Hi Lil Dude

Let's go peel us some chiquita bananas if you know what I mean and I think you do

Peace

Mickey R.

Leighton Meester: KEEP OFF MY GRASS, DUDE!

Greetings Mr Pepi,

I am the actress who plays Blair Waldorf on the TV series Gossip Girl.

I am a heterosexual female person who, however, has no interest in another actor who goes by the name of Ed Westwick.

Mind you, my fictional character has indeed "done the deed" with his. I shall not deny that.

Beyond that, I have no relationship AT ALL with the actor who is known as Ed Westwick.

Hoping this cleanses and clarifies,

L.M.

ps: Arsenal LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!

Hanna Montana to PiPi: NO THANKS

Thank you for requesting H Montana material.

There is a six to ninety day waiting period, during which we evaluate each applicant.....

OH SCREW THIS!!!!!!

Ed Westwick: PEH PEEE HELP MEEE

Hi buddy, i swear to g. if that B/yotch waldorf dumps me again i'm goin north korean on her buttox.

Advice? Quick, kinda?



Always Aqui 4 U buddy,

Ed

PS: Arsenal ROOOOO00000OOO000000ooooooo0000000L L L L !!!!!!!!!!!

DONALD MURPHY SAYS

PEPE CAN'T CATCH ME

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